NSFW headcanons/rambling

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- Was very definitely a virgin on arriving in popdrop and is still one. Does know the mechanics and theoretics of sex given that he's a Daoist immortal and that presumably means the possibility of dual cultivation exists in this setting. you will pry the horny xianxia tropes from my cold dead hands
- Has pretty much, until now, never gave thought to his desires, never having been in a position to do so.
- Does he really want to think about it? No. If he had his way, which he won't because it's popdrop and that isn't an option here, he wouldn't think about it.
- To go with his stance on desire, absolutely at the moment does not recognize himself as a thing that is desirable. Knows, abstractly, that he is beautiful, but doesn't connect it to being desirable: you don't desire a weapon, after all, and the Conqueror of Demons strikes fear into the heart of the population. No one desires that.
- (He would, in fact, be wrong. Literati and low-brow, popular writers alike have written erotica about the adepti. There exists one collection of poetry about the Bane of All Evil by a man who was both attracted to beautiful youths and apparently had a kink for being absolutely terrified. The verse was extremely pretentious, attempting to blend reverence, desire, and fear. It...didn't entirely work, but it was half poetry about Xiao's beauty, in the existing tradition of beautiful youths as objects of desire in poetry, and half about how he wanted to very respectfully fuck the Conqueror of Demons.

Xiao absolutely doesn't knows this book exists and would probably be pretty dismissive of it if he did.)
- Once he finds out about "being horny" being the other key besides "strong emotions" and "fighting" to unlock powers, he would probably actually be kind of...scared and avoidant about the idea of having desires due to the whole corruption potentially overtaking him when his powers are active problem.
- Submissive, doesn't top, closest he gets is 'topping from the bottom.' I'm not good at RPing boys that dom or top, so [waves hand]. Absolutely not sweet or easy about it, either, definitely difficult. Also sex with him comes with the risk of "he just lost control and is going feral."
- Precautions to probably avoid that problem during sex: that flute song (...which probably means Venti is involved), having him take a dose or two of that "painkiller" Zhongli makes for him first, and he very much would probably prefer to be restrained. Managing to push him into subspace, depending on how it's done, might also help, too.
- Is a masochist and also has a complicated relationship with pain during sex due to the constant agony he's in and if he's going to be in pain, he would like to at least have the option to choose pain that will end up pleasurable.
- Since he doesn't like putting anything in his mouth besides almond tofu and snow, he wouldn't like giving oral. He would still do it, but don't come in his mouth (and if you do, absolutely don't expect him to swallow).


- Being willing to fight him and actually like, try? Pretty good. Though he hasn't thought about it at all, probably #1 on a list of 'impractical, unattainable, and never going to happen' fantasies is 'being held down by someone stronger than him and be physically overcome'. The Conqueror of Demons spent 2k+ years, well, conquering demons, maybe he wants to be conquered for once. But it isn't likely, especially as he absolutely won't hold back: if whoever can't best him in a fight on their own, then it's Not Worth It.